Clark Mountain Musings

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Some silly ponderings (not mine and probably not p.c. so sorry ; ) )

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Do blind eskimoes heave seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

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